Hello? Yes, Jarod Vae is on another continent right now.

Can I take a message?

I… don’t think you should describe the Lord Vae in those terms, madam… And that’s not very nice either. No. I will not tell him where he can put that.

I will, however, tell him that you called. But I will not be held responsible for his actions…

Yes, madam, and you.

Writers… *sigh*